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Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke

Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened? They lost $10 million just in a day, damn! The same Netflix that used to give you a bird box will now bring you to the grand woke-fest of Hollywood. Make sure you don’t miss it, okay?

As the massive following of subscribers were forced to watch woke content over their favorite streaming app, they immediately canceled their subscriptions. Of course, who wants wokeness over entertainment? And folks, Netflix went crazy and released a collection of new content that prioritized social justice over quality storytelling, leaving fans feeling betrayed and baffled.

Netizens bombarded the platform X after Netflix released its new content collection. One of the ex-subscribers said, “Ugh, don’t parent me, God! I have my parents, guys.” Another tweet was, “I subscribed to Netflix for some good TV shows, not to lecture me.” Folks are tweeting non-stop, “It’s time to switch platforms; at least Hulu has some good shows to escape the mundane.” We can’t blame netizens. I mean, they have a right to do so.

After facing such a huge backlash, a Netflix spokesperson posted, “We didn’t expect this kind of backlash from our audience; we are still confused and shocked. We thought people would like our new content, and they don’t want to be taught but entertained.” Well, why did you think so? Do you want to be preached on TV shows? Come on, you don’t…

Sources claimed that Netflix had lost its dedicated and loyal subscribers and observed a sudden decline in their ratings because of its woke agenda to spread awareness about social injustice and political correctness. Yes, folks, that’s how Netflix has lost $10 million. They might need to switch their strategists, who generate more revenue, rather than decrease it. Ouch!

Netflix was trying to be over-smart (I must say silly) by labeling itself, “I am so correct, I am so woke, follow me for the righteous path.” People want light-hearted entertainment, not drilling their minds.

Social media is now flooded with anti-woke Netflix campaigns and calls to boycott it. Many hashtags are also waving on different social platforms, “NotOurNetflix” and “BoycottWoke-flix.” People are on fire!

Let’s be honest, folks: Netflix is struggling and bleeding (they are trying hard to hold back, but they failed). This wokeness has cost them a fortune! Obviously, you should think twice before you leap… But the question is: will they make things up and gain their subscribers back? Or will they continue to stand with their woke agenda? You decide, folks.

Guess what? Netflix is going to measure viewers and award them with prizes. Whoever watches more woke content will receive an award. Because that’s how they can overcome their sagging ratings?

Let’s hope for the re-entry of anti-woke Netflix, or we will have to switch to some other streaming platforms soon. After all, Hulu is throwing parties for such an unexpected increase in their viewership.

Stay tuned, folks, because the drama is not over yet…. God bless you, people!

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